Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Rancho Sin Bunnies



Ain't no rabbits here.   No prostitutes either, for that matter.

I took a trip to northern Nevada last weekend and, son-of-a-gun, there really are brothels.   Houses of prostitution.   Houses of the Rising Sun.

Northern Nevada is beautiful, actually.   Well, it is if you're a fan of forlorn, breathtakingly enormous, desert-type places, as am I.

13 comments:

vinnymoe said...

Lavi,
The small sign clearly says "BROTHEL"

How is it you know there are NO Prostitutes?
Inquire whithin mayhaps?
HMMMM!

Lavi D. said...

Inquire whithin mayhaps?

I think the fact that the windows are boarded up with plywood and there are absolutely NO cars in the parking lot - no cars anywhere, even out of the frame of this photo - pretty much precludes the presence of pro-hos.

But, I guess there could be stealth-ninja-prostitutes.   I did not investigate further.

[aside] You 'dis' the Scum when you post first and not include the word "first".

vinnymoe said...

I am First to suspend disdelief just because there seemed to be a lack of clients at the time.
BUT;
Could have been a going out of buisiness sale...Or Going down on anyone with a $20 sale.
Don't get if you don'ask.

vinnymoe said...

The title Does say it all, Rancho SIN Bunnies.

Lavi D. said...

Don't get if you don'ask.

That's [sort of] one of my ex-wife's beliefs.

And, it's amazingly true, actually.   Just because the cement-mixer is broke down in the middle of the interstate, doesn't mean you might not get a wheelbarrow full of ready-mix if you ask.

Black Heart Candle said...

Are you a patron of this establishment?


*another slacker for the FURST!*

vinnymoe said...

I don't know if you used that analogy because you are aware of the fact or not But Yes, a broken- down mixer driver would be happy to fill wheelbarrows/trunks/hatchbacks/5 Gal. buckets or your doghouse,if he can empty the drum before it hardens.

Some one has to jackhammer the hard shit out of the big ass metal drum. Not Fun!

Rock Candy said...

Maybe they are all in quarantine because of some rampaging crotch cricket infestation?

Lavi D. said...

PS:"Sin" is spanish for "without"

Black Heart Candle said...

Maybe they are all in quarantine because of some rampaging crotch cricket infestation?

Or perhaps they are all under going a 'bionic pussy' repair too!

Rock Candy said...

Black Heart Candle said...
Maybe they are all in quarantine because of some rampaging crotch cricket infestation?

Or perhaps they are all under going a 'bionic pussy' repair too!

February 27, 2008 11:40 AM


If that is the case maybe they need to post an 'under (re)construction' sign out front?

Lavi D. said...

Or perhaps they are all under going a 'bionic pussy' repair too!

I think the plastic surgeons call that a "labia trim"

(Shudder!)

Rock Candy said...

BHC was referring to a previous post by me.

that reminds me, I need to go change the litter boxes.


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