tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post5910095808221475169..comments2023-11-03T01:23:41.162-07:00Comments on La Vida Vegas: Happy Go HalfLytelyLavi D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05695313961843692349noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-44553103088570502722008-12-01T20:51:00.000-08:002008-12-01T20:51:00.000-08:00this page is getting old; flush it.this page is getting old; flush it.Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335837640681902300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-89750548651816279712008-11-27T13:01:00.000-08:002008-11-27T13:01:00.000-08:00Lavi spake:I decided that getting drunk was probab...Lavi spake:<BR/><BR/>I decided that getting drunk was probably not the smartest idea in a situation where alacrity and awareness are required to avoid a possible environmental disaster.<BR/><BR/>a) drinking beer needn't *always* lead directly to getting drunk. It is possible to stop before downing a case of Pabst.<BR/> <BR/>...this wonderful beverage comes with several different flavor packs.<BR/><BR/>I saw no flavor packs. Have I have been unfairly discriminated against?<BR/><BR/>b) probably yes - they thought you were drunkDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335837640681902300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-86931651797330234312008-11-27T10:37:00.000-08:002008-11-27T10:37:00.000-08:00And you can drink clear liquids -- like beer!!I de...<I>And you can drink clear liquids -- like beer!!</I><BR/><BR/>I decided that getting drunk was probably not the smartest idea in a situation where alacrity and awareness are required to avoid a possible environmental disaster.<BR/><BR/><I>...this wonderful beverage comes with several different flavor packs.</I><BR/><BR/>I saw no flavor packs. Have I have been unfairly discriminated against?Lavi D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05695313961843692349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-33917488071400941722008-11-26T10:30:00.000-08:002008-11-26T10:30:00.000-08:00You neglected to mention, that this wonderful beve...You neglected to mention, that this wonderful beverage comes with several different flavor packs. Amongst those flavors available: bad and worse.<BR/><BR/>Please do not inquire as to how I know this.<BR/><BR/>CassandraAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-42328508449671798102008-11-25T21:10:00.000-08:002008-11-25T21:10:00.000-08:00wow D knows the actual medical term. *swoon* I lov...wow D knows the actual medical term. *swoon* I love a guy that talks medical jargon!Rock Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05615753458089226497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-3897573846237139002008-11-25T19:27:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:27:00.000-08:00Who needs Jenny Craig when you have the Lavi HalfL...Who needs Jenny Craig when you have the Lavi HalfLytely diet! <BR/>And you can drink clear liquids -- like beer!! (your MD did tell you that, eh?)Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335837640681902300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-29349492454130178462008-11-25T19:09:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:09:00.000-08:00Bonus:I am all cleaned out for T-Day!Bonus:<BR/><BR/>I am all cleaned out for T-Day!Lavi D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05695313961843692349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-40404978034259419312008-11-25T19:08:00.000-08:002008-11-25T19:08:00.000-08:00Dear Rock - Some might say that an oophorectomy ma...Dear Rock - Some might say that an oophorectomy makes you *more* fun.Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335837640681902300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-69926098832763357172008-11-25T18:38:00.000-08:002008-11-25T18:38:00.000-08:00oops. No more girly parts that CAN interfere with ...oops. No more girly parts that CAN interfere with fun. I have all the fun bits. ;)Rock Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05615753458089226497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-85629081019289164952008-11-25T18:37:00.000-08:002008-11-25T18:37:00.000-08:00After earlobes I would say cancer on anything that...After earlobes I would say cancer on anything that can be removed and lived without. Like say ovaries...although I was very VERY lucky and once all the parts I did not want anymore were removed, it was found to be benign. YaY me! No deadly cancer and no more girly parts to interfere with fun.Rock Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05615753458089226497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069179678819949893.post-11124692183410133952008-11-25T16:59:00.000-08:002008-11-25T16:59:00.000-08:00Mortality causes:1) Heart disease2) Cancer 3) Str...Mortality causes:<BR/>1) Heart disease<BR/>2) Cancer <BR/>3) Stroke<BR/><BR/>Malignant Neoplasms are further divided by mortality:<BR/><BR/>2a) lung cancer - stop smoking<BR/>2b) prostate cancer - test=PSA<BR/>2c) colorectal cancer - colonscopy<BR/><BR/>So you've stopped death. <BR/>Let me be furst to say "congratulations" but I'll wait a bit to shake your hand...<BR/><BR/>Actually if you have a prostate you'll eventually get prostate cancer - PSA and the ever popular DRE provides a bit of early detection.<BR/><BR/>Now you just gotta start working on the sacrificial earlobe cancerDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335837640681902300noreply@blogger.com