Showing posts with label imbiblocation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label imbiblocation. Show all posts

Sunday, October 9, 2011

If Only

If I could get beer and wine delivered through the internet, I wouldn't have to leave the house.

Well, I would still have to go to work

I suppose now that Steve Jobs is gone, there's no one left to help deliver on the internet's promise of Beer over Fiber (BoF).

After all, what do you think the UniverSalBeer (USB) port is for?

It's time for the internet to move beyond pictures and sounds - it's time for the actual digitization and delivery of real products - we need alcohol, medical marijuana and Handi Wipes™ to go along with our porn videos and hip-hop mp3s.

Monday, October 12, 2009

1000 Words



Las Vegas.   Crooked condos and kinky commerce.

And what about that poor, left-over six? Does he/she ever get his/her nine?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.