
I found the original of this pamphlet inconveniently stuffed in my door today.
On my way to the mailbox, I considered tossing it on the ground or maybe stuffing it in the mail slot of the communal box.
Neither act could quite express the annoyance I felt - why litter or further burden the Postal System?
It was then that I realized the best route to satisfaction was just a crude bit o' *'shoppin'.
*Actually, I use The Gimp