Showing posts with label weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weather. Show all posts
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Severe Weather Alert
Like our countrymen in the east and north, Las Vegans are reeling from the effects of global climate flip-flopping*. Below is a picture of some of the disaster wreaked recently by Severe Weather™ in my usually happy, unsuspecting neighborhood.
That is ice on the sidewalk. Ice! Had I not been paying attention, I could have stepped in it and stumbled and perhaps fallen!
I shake my fist in futile rage at the serpent which has swallowed the sun.
All the while I pray fervently to enjoy the serpent's death once again this coming spring when the virgin hare splits the beast's belly and frees the light.
Assuming, of course, our sacrifices are acceptable and I don't fall and bust my noggin on some accursed ice, first.
*First Gore invents interporn, thus summoning Climate Change Succubi which he then taunts with his Incontinent Douche Movie. Where will he stop???
That is ice on the sidewalk. Ice! Had I not been paying attention, I could have stepped in it and stumbled and perhaps fallen!
I shake my fist in futile rage at the serpent which has swallowed the sun.
All the while I pray fervently to enjoy the serpent's death once again this coming spring when the virgin hare splits the beast's belly and frees the light.
Assuming, of course, our sacrifices are acceptable and I don't fall and bust my noggin on some accursed ice, first.
*First Gore invents interporn, thus summoning Climate Change Succubi which he then taunts with his Incontinent Douche Movie. Where will he stop???
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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
-Hunter S. Thompson
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