I believe in God.
That's fine. You can believe in as many mythical beings as you like.
No. God is real.
Prove it. I have a five-dollar bill in my pocket. I can prove it, by pulling it out and showing it to you, see?
God is real, just read your bible.
I can write a book that says I have a five-dollar bill in my pocket - that proves nothing unless I can produce the bill.
Millions of people believe in God.
Some people may believe I have a five-dollar bill in my pocket. Unless I can whip it out, they're all chumps.
God changes people's lives every day.
My five-dollar bill changes people's lives every day. Prove me wrong.
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Your mythical five dollars changes nothing in my life until you give it to me and thus imbue me with the holy spirit of Abe Lincoln. Amen.
Blasphemer. My Five-Dollar bill will only work its wonders if I alone determine its use.
Begone.
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