Saturday, May 12, 2007

Relativity



Okay.   I don't know what's worse here.  

The fact that Sandy, a squirrel on Sponge Bob Square Pants, has tits where no squirrel would have tits, or... the fact that I noticed that Sandy on Sponge Bob Square Pants has tits.   (my life sucks)

4 comments:

Scummy said...

Dude, your blog has been taking a rather surreal trip down "The author needs to get laid" lane.

Cocks? Sponge Bob wood? The census deal justifying why you can't seem to get laid. Now back to Sponge Bob and Sandy's breasts?

Snap out of it man!

Anonymous said...

Snap out of it indeed...
Just a couple of weeks ago you were reporting on a right wing stripper magazine. There would seem to be the possibility of some happy confluence here - those nubile women want to exchange their services for your money and you have need for such services. More expensive than bike riding, but arguably more fun.

-d

VegasRex said...

At least you don't spank your monkey to Marge Simpson's nude scenes like m .... I mean, some guy I know.

Lavi D. said...

Holy crap. Someone's actually readin g this shit?

Thanks!


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