Friday, July 13, 2007

Dates and Numbers

(...or, Fixing the English Language, #1 in a Series)

The days of the week should be:

Oneday
Twoday - the only one that's sort of (tuesday) right
Threeday
Fourday
Fryday - that's when the ad comes out, woo hoo!
Sixday
Sevenday

Ten should not be "ten", it should be onety. Just like sixty, seventy, eighty and ninety.

onety, twoty, threety, fourty, fivety...

Just so you know, there is a better way.

"Ocean's Onety-one"
"I'll give you twoty-three dollars for that"
"Fivety is the new threety"


- Onety-four -

1 comment:

vinnymoe said...

The decimal system be damned!

I'm for the martinecimal sysyem.


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