Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Imagine Not

People.   Please don't get a "vanity" plate unless you can think of something more witty to put on it than the model name of your frickin' car.   For Crhissake lady, we can see that it's an Avalon.

The best one I've seen lately - "SIMLIFY"


Lavi D. said...

Wow. Think we'll ever see regular at $2.51 again?

The_Scum said...

Yes, but don't hold your breath. Last time I filled up was at $2.59 at Charleston and Jones. Let the dollar meltdown/coming recession progress a bit. The friendly OPEC'ers also announced they're going to pump out a tad bit more crude to trade for our increasingly dropping in value dollars too.

Hey, let stupid people pay more for idiotic personalized plates. It keeps prisoners busy making them and adds a little revenue to DMV.

If another person being stupid and vain saves me a few bucks I'm all for it!

Furst, Murst and Purst! Since you can't ethically claim your own first.

Lavi D. said...

Speaking of prison plates, what's with the newer silk-screened plates?   They're not stamped out of steel anymore.   That's pathetic.

The_Scum said...

In reference to silk screen plates....

Prisoners now have an outlet for their softer gentler side?

"Why, instead of assraping that new Cracker or shanking a guard I'll make a few new pretty silk screen plates Bubba! Want to watch?"

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

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That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.