Wednesday, December 19, 2007

A National Tragedy

Daily, the horror grows

Where's FEMA?   Where's Jesse Sharpton?   Where's Sally Struthers?


The_Scum said...

Blatant commercialism has sucked the life out of Santa early this year? To many foreclosures and job loses for the consumer to handle?

FIRST! To say FEMA will be right on it (say mid February) to rescue Santa while the Fed continues inflationary attempts to save the banking system at the expense of the dollar.

Santa, the consumer and especially the banks MUST BE SAVED!

The horror, the horror!

The_Scum said...

Didn't Sally Struthers eat Jesse Jackson?

The_Scum said...

Or was it Al Sharpton Sally ate?


I'd love a weblink to the Sally feasting!

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