Monday, April 7, 2008

Roundabout Deciphered



If you're pregnant (1) and about to give birth (2), then continue on to the Summerlin Medical Center.

If you prefer to avoid pregnancy (3), then journey this way to the Summerlin Infertility Clinic.

6 comments:

Rock Candy said...

FURST....ha ha take that scummy-kins!!

Now if I prefer to avoid pregnancy then why in the hell would I head to the infertility clinic?!?!

This is a trick aint it? Some way to force unsuspecting females into some wierd pro-creation slavery?

D said...

Are you sure that this isn't a street sign for Sigourney Weaver?

Lavi D. said...

Now if I prefer to avoid pregnancy then why in the hell would I head to the infertility clinic?!?!

Semantics, I guess.   I thought that if you needed help in creating spawn, you went to a "fertility" clinic, therefore "infertility" seemed the appropriate inverse.

The "so sue me" section of the blog is still under construction.

:)

Lavi D. said...

Are you sure that this isn't a street sign for Sigourney Weaver?

Color me clueless.

D said...

Lavi spake: "Color me clueless."

Think Alien.
Think of the various exit modalities of said Alien.

Lavi D. said...

Think Alien.

I might have had better luck if you'd said, "Think Lt. Ripley"


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