New Order

If you're like me, you hate it when names for things are not consistent. Like the months of the year, for instance. Things should resemble one another, no?

For example:

• January
• February
• Marchuary
• Apriluary
• Mayuary
• Junuary
• Julyuary
• Augustuary
• Septembruary
• Octobruary
• Novembruary
  
• Decembruary

and:

• oneth
• twoth
• threeth
• fourth
• fiveth
• sixth
• seventh
• eighth
• ninth
• tenth

also:

• onety
• twoty
• threety
• fourty
• fivety
• sixty
• seventy
• eighty
• ninety

one more:

• Onesday
• Twosday
• Threesday
• Foursday
• Fivesday
• Sixday
• Sevensday

Please do your part and write and call your representatives to get these changes put into effect so we can all live lives with greater seamless continuity.