Wednesday, July 2, 2008

New Order

If you're like me, you hate it when names for things are not consistent. Like the months of the year, for instance. Things should resemble one another, no?

For example:
  • January
  • February
  • Marchuary
  • Apriluary
  • Mayuary
  • Junuary
  • Julyuary
  • Augustuary
  • Septembruary
  • Octobruary
  • Novembruary
  • Decembruary
  • oneth
  • twoth
  • threeth
  • fourth
  • fiveth
  • sixth
  • seventh
  • eighth
  • ninth
  • tenth
  • onety
  • twoty
  • threety
  • fourty
  • fivety
  • sixty
  • seventy
  • eighty
  • ninety
one more:
  • Onesday
  • Twosday
  • Threesday
  • Foursday
  • Fivesday
  • Sixday
  • Sevensday
Please do your part and write and call your representatives to get these changes put into effect so we can all live lives with greater seamless continuity.

1 comment:

Rock Candy said...

Wow....someone has way too much time on their hands!!

Fursting from work in order to outfurst the furster king.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.