Thursday, September 11, 2008

Poor Maggie

Maggie had to resort to prostitution after getting kicked out of truck driving school for being unable to comprehend the difference between "Backwards" and "Forwards"


D said...

You don't know - Maggie might be extraordinarily limber, she can bend both ways.

The_Scum said...

I'd hit it!

I'd hit it even harder if she had nipples and a twat instead of those funny star shaped things.

The_Scum said...

Why does she have a fishing line and hook in her right ass cheek?

Is she into drift line dolphin?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.