Sunday, October 26, 2008

Bar Sluts

Honestly, I don't see how a place like this could go out of business.

There is no justice in life.


D said...

Vegas was one of the furst to be hit by the housing crunch. It strikes across all aspects of the market, even the Bar Slut Market.

When the Tavern Tart store opens you'll know that recovery is just around the corner.

Rock Candy said...

Hey you guys are from Tucson right?

Did you ever go to the bar called "someplace else"? What a sleazy, fun place that was!! I wonder if Las Vegas bars have their own "duty hut" out back that is as well equipped as that one was.

Actually the bars have not been hit that bad by this economic mess. It is actually booming? The Lounge Lizard is a sturdy breed.

Black Heart Candle said...

You aren't in Las Vegas anymore?

D said...

Last I checked Lavi was in Vegas.

I'll be there too in early January for CES to look at new toys and possibly a new job.

D said...

and a cup of coffee...

Black Heart Candle said...

what is CES?
and d? do you have a blog?

Lavi D. said...

someplace else

I did walk into that place at least once, just because people talked about it.

I never saw the "duty hut". Someone I knew had a keychain from the place and I heard that the members of ZZ Top used to like to go there after a show in Tucson.

Lavi D. said...

what is CES?

How is flatscreen formed?

So many questions...

CES is Consumer Electronics Show, not that there are any consumers any more, and yes, still stuck in Sincity.

D said...

Black Heart asked if I have a blog.
No, I have a dog.

My town is damp, but not quite a bog.
I have boring work, but I'm more than a cog.
Before morning coffee, life is mainly a fog.
I ride my bike, loathe going for a jog.
Live in Arkansas, but am agnostic about the pig.

Rock Candy said...

d. are you drunk or bored?

Lavi, after the crowd at the bar gets good and liquored up, the owner (that guy with the bald head, gold hoop earring that always runs for mayor on the legalize marijuana platform) takes the patrons on a tour out back of the "duty hut"

No keep in mind this is a famous bar where every celebrity you can think of has a photo hanging on the wall. This is also a bar where every drink has a nasty, smutty fav were the wetdreams. It only came served in pitchers and the server would stir it with a rubber penis before pouring it for you.

The duty hut had every toy, gadget and sex freak/fetish you can imagine. There was the bathroom with toilets that face each other. There was a horse ride like you see in front of Wal-mart. Only this one has straps to tie her onto it and a large "horn". It had clinical looking stuff, like a table with stirrups and a built in stool so you can "eat" was a riot! The owner made sure to describe the 'use' of everything in there.

Best part was you could rent it out for the night if you so 'desire'.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.