Thursday, October 2, 2008

Let's go to a Party!


Rethuglicans

Will ass-rape you while going through your pockets

Wimpocrats
Can't do anything to stop the ass-raping, but will hold your hand while spending every penny you got left

4 comments:

The_Scum said...

Good Time to be Furst!

BaxtersMum said...

Glibertarians
watch from across the street and belive that if the system worked THEIR way, it never would have happened.

D said...

Hmm. Maybe Lavi is right - invest in alcohol, both the tangible asset (collectible wine?) and the companies (bottlers, distributors, etc). Cindy McCain is worth a buck or two thanks to beer money.

Cheers!

The_Scum said...

Cindy's Daddy got in on the ground floor. Beer and alcohol distributors in Arizona are small little monopolies.

A bar or restaurant MUST buy from the distributor. No Costco for them! They almost always pay a higher price per beer than the average citizen in a grocery store for example. They then have to resell for a profit or they bankrupt (just common sense).

How do I know? I ran a bar in Arizona for a while. I also attended the state classes to bartend, etc etc etc.

That's a slightly different ballgame than what you propose d and is also how Cindy's family got the millions or billions she has today.


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