Sunday, May 17, 2009

Marketing



What a wonderful product!

Spit-free AND may only cause tooth loss and gum disease!

What more could you ask for?

19 comments:

D said...

clever advertising though - who'd connect a pretty blue snu with oral cancer, rotting gums, and fetid breath?

Go Vegas! Home of the Snu.

The_Scum said...

A prostate exam?

D said...

Scum - I think that the Snu pouches aren't intended to be suppositories. As always, you mileage may vary.

The_Scum said...

I'm not so sure the Snu wouldn't more effectively transfer nicotine ingested in that fashion....

....perhaps Lavi can find a volunteer to evaluate and report back to us.

Anonymous said...

It is apparent Scummy has fetish for anal probing.

The_Scum said...

Maybe it isn't that Scummy has a fetish butt rather most others are too retentive?

You get that volunteer yet Lavi?

And are you the Mean Anon or another Anon?

Anonymous said...

I think scum wants to be the test dummy. Can you hold off on the orange tang and whiskey long enough..scumbob? the real Mean Anon

The_Scum said...

I've downgraded to blue gatorade and beer Mean Anon.

The_Scum said...

Whoops, methinks I should consider my training from late last week.

Mean Anon?

I hereby proclaim you to be Snarky Playful Anon™!

Better?

I feel SPA™ is much less confrontational.

Lavi D. said...

It is apparent Scummy has fetish for anal probing.
Kang: "We have reached the limits of what anal probing can teach us!"

D said...

or that he was Irish-Catholic:

"Thousands beaten, raped in Ireland's Catholic-run schools"

The_Scum said...

Where do I stand in line for this type of treatment inside of Vegas D?

And Lavi lurves me because I allow him to whip out his Kang quote every few months.

Jus sayin.

Anonymous said...

Lavi is probably the only person that lurves you.

The_Scum said...

Good evening SPA™ Anon!

"Party of Bitter! Table for one."?

Anonymous said...

Lurve to bust your bubble here, but this is not SPA™ Anon.

I do admit, that person is very nice to you.

Anonymous said...

wow, La Vida V. Didn't know your blog had been hijacked for "Scummy's fan club" comment board. What's it like to be running the Scummy smack down play ground of the innernets???

signed
yet another Anon - the cool blue spit free one

The_Scum said...

My very own collection of Anon's!

Okay Non SPA™. Can you somehow differentiate yourself?

How would you know if SPA™ is nice to me or not?

Thanks Lavi. My you live in interesting times was INDEED a curse.

The_Scum said...

Comments open.

Lavi? You still want to hear a $100,000 stereo? I can arrange that d00d.

Lavi D. said...

What's it like to be running the Scummy smack down play ground of the innernets???

What can I say? The guy gets more comments than I do, it's the least I can do for all his fans.


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.