Saturday, May 9, 2009

Troth

18 comments:

D said...

Is it a mere coincidence that the cross-dresser is on the right?

Like a priest?

Lavi D. said...

Like a priest?

Huh?

D said...

The 'normal' uniform for a priest is essentially a long black dress with a high reversed collar. And they like little boys. Amen.

The_Scum said...

Somebody needs to get laid.

Jus sayin.

No furstiness, jus snarkiness.

D said...

Snark-on, Scum.

Guilty as charged.
I live in Lower BFE and my preference for women with IQ above body temperature makes me a lonely man.

That'll change soon, though the Magic Eight Ball won't say precisely when no matter how often I ask.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMYAO

The_Scum said...

BFE is not a happy place to be.

I would assume lower BFE would be even worse. Sort of like the outskirts of Hooterville. More hicky, less farmer's daughtery.

I could recommend lowering your standards.

Have you considered women with lower than normal body temperatures?

Perhaps a 'dead hoochie weekend' so to speak?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps a 'dead hoochie weekend' so to speak?You bang dead people?

ROTFLMAO

D said...

Anonymous asks: "You bang dead people?"

You obviously don't know Scum.


I've never met the man myself but and his reputation precedes him.

You don't suppose his mother gave him that name...

Lavi D. said...

I could recommend lowering your standards.
What he really needs is a job with a *cough* large utility somewhere in Nevada

D said...

No need for a "large utility" ...
I'd accept a job with anyone that can pay. I'm a Tech-No-Ho: will optimize operational efficiency for food.

It would be nice to work at a job worth doing among supremely competent coworkers that inspire you to do your best, but that's a freekin' fairy tale.

My current group of "coworkers" have so-called talents that would pale beside Mr Ed clomping his hoof on the floor.

The_Scum said...

"You bang dead people?"

"You don't suppose his mother gave him that name..."

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations but will substantiate the allegations do indeed exist.

Mr. Ed's ability to articulate in multiple fashions would indeed make him a fine employee within many organizations. After all, a salary of alfalfa, a stall, fresh water and an occasional worming or teeth floating is fairly cheap.

Anonymous said...

Aparently all one has to do is promise a sexual favor to the_scum and he's all over it.
Could D be the next bang victim?

The_Scum said...

Nah, I got some steady Tang.

No offense intended D.

D said...

None taken, Scum.

or is that Nun taken?

Anonymous said...

Now Scummy with all these chicks that have been fighting over you in the past, you must have done some serious ass kiss to get back with one of them.

Anonymous said...

This is just a guess, but I would say the only steady Tang scum has is tang(orange flavored) with some cheap whiskey,in a dirty glass that he raises to his lips and that is all he can get up (glass to mouth).

The_Scum said...

As my friend would say "Here's a nickle, being courtesy doesn't cost anything."

Courtesy and politeness, often overlooked in today's hectic life.

Imaginary Tang still counts as Tang.

Thank you for playing mean anonymous.


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