Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
-Hunter S. Thompson
Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination. That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular. Follow @lavi_d_avegas
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It would hardly do for me to comment here furst, so Scum - I'll wait for you.
Ugh, he GOT ME! The farmer GOT me.
Goodbye sweet world!
Goodbye to all the sweet women I have made love to!
Goodbye to even the not so sweet women I have made love to!
Goodbye to the barnyard animals I have made love to!
Goodbye Mo and Slime and Nys and Runt!
Ugh, he got me....right in the epiglotus....
> Blam! Blam! Blam!
Three shots for two squirrels?
Either the farmer's a lousy shot or just making sure...
Hopefully he used hollow tips
Apparently a fan club is forming a queue outside Lavi's blog for the viewing.
I got your hollow tip hanging!
I know a few that would sell tickets to see you die
Promise?
Start a mailing list, we'll see how many we can sell for the main event.
Hopefully you go through with it.
I'll get on that right after I get laid a few times tonight. Check back around 3 am or so.
Hooker's R US making a housecall?
No, apparently your Mom and daughters were already booked up.
Imaginary Girlfriend™ instead.
I am impressed!
You fornicate with dead women.
Imaginary Girlfriend™, must be 5 finger Mary!
Lavi, D ?
Pay attention when reading this.
I have only had the opportunity to use the line "You look pretty good for a dead chick!" twice it my life.
It works really, really well.
I have only had the opportunity to use the line "You look pretty good for a dead chick!" twice it my life.
I hope it was at halloween
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