Monday, July 27, 2009

Wallopies





01/25/89 08:23:06
From: LAURA LANSBERRY
To : MARIE TOVAAS
Subj: Poll!

Sounds great ... The Chalice and the BLade .. will have to see if I can find a
copy! We are much more than men with tits, but are men anything more than
females with penises?

#139 01/25/89 17:59:17
From: HOWARD JIANG
Subj: Tits

I wonder where that word came from. Does anyone know where?

#147 01/26/89 01:44:42
From: MARIE TOVAAS
To : HOWARD JIANG
Subj: Tits

Probably a variant on teats, the term for the mammalary apparatus on some of
the other mammals... or from the name of the inventor of the modern "bra"...

#151 01/26/89 11:44:41
From: JIM LIPPARD
To : HOWARD JIANG
Subj: Tits

According to _Slang and Euphemism_ by Richard Spears, "tit" was British slang
for a horse (a filly) from the mid 1500s to 1800s (with no negative
connotations). It then came to mean a young woman, during the same period of
time. Then, it came to mean a prostitute in the late 1500s. In the 1700s,
"titty" came to mean nipple. Then, from the 1800s to present, it became U.S.
slang for the breast.

#165 01/27/89 20:11:07
From: JOE QUELLEN
To : ROBERT ANTON ANDREAS ALEX
Subj: tits

tit n. Lit., teat or nipple; fig. used in the plural to = noticeable nipples
on shapely, protruding female breasts, as of a sweater girl. 1947: " 'Well,'
said Munroe. 'Thay girl ought to go to Hollywood.' 'She couldn't make it out
there,' blushed Wilson. 'No tits.'" C. Willingham, END AS A MAN, 93.
Universally used. Applied to both animal teats and human teats. "Teat" is now
no longer ever used in referring to women; women have tits or nipples, animals
have teats.

- Dictionary of American Slang, Crowell Company, 1960.

#167 01/28/89 04:18:27
From: LEGO MANIAC
Subj: breasts

SYNONYMS: Apple dumpling shop, apples, appurtenances, baby pillows, baby's
public house, bags, balcony, balloons, bazongas, bazooms, bazoongies, beausom,
beauts, begonias, berks, big brown eyes, blubbers, bobbers, boobies, boobs,
bosiasm, bosoms, boulders, breastworks, breests, Bristol cities, Bristols,
bubbies, bubbles, buffers, bulbs, bumpers, bumps, bust, butter-bags,
butter-boxes, cabman's rests, cans, cat and kitties, caat heads, cats and
kitties, Charlies, charms, che-chees, chest and bedding, chestnuts, chubbies,
coker-nuts, cream-jugs, daairies, diddies, dinners, droopers, dugs, dumplings,
cumpling-shop, east and west, eyes, feeding-bottles, figure, flip-flaps,
fore-buttocks, fried eggs, front, gazongas, globes, goonas, grapefruits,
growths, hand-warmers, haangers, headlights, hemispheres, hog jaws, honeydew
melons, hooters, jelly-on-springs, Jersey cities, jugs, kettledrums, knockers,
lemons, Lewis and Witties, lollos, love-bubbles, love tips, lungs, Mae West,
mammets, Manghester city, Manchesters, maracas, marshmallows, meat,
meat-market, melons, milk-bottles, milk-shop, milk-walk, milky-way, mosob,
mountains, mount of lilies, muffins, murphies, nature's fonts, nick-nacks,
ninnies, ninny jugs, norgies, nubbies, nuggets, oranges, other parts, pair,
panters, pnatry shelves, paps, peaches, pellets, playground, poonts, prize
faggots, pumps, racks, sacks, snorbs, superdroopers, swingers, teacups, the
person, thousand pities, threepenny bits, tonsils, top, top ballocks, top
ones, toraloorals, towns and cities, treasure, cont.
...trey bits, twin loveliness, twins, udder, upper-deck, upper-works, veiled
twins, voos, wallopies, warts, watermelons.

- From Richard A. Spears's _Slang and Euphemism_

(for some reason they fail to include "tits".)



10 comments:

mizscarlett said...

furst?

mizscarlett said...

ha.
norgies.
ha ha ha

mizscarlett said...

wow. still furst.

Lavi pulling the fast one with the multiple posts in one night.

all sneaky-like.

almost missing the foreign spammers, and my crazy alter ego.

but not really. ha ha ha

Lavi D. said...

It's Mizscarlett all the time.

D said...

Oh yeah, these are "multiple posts" all right, but considering they're merely antique regurgitations from "The Wall" BBS, the posts are more like repeated dry heaves trying to hack up a particularly odious bezoar.

Anonymous said...

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旅遊資訊:
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除白蟻,白蟻防治,防白蟻治
瑜珈資訊:
瑜珈,瑜珈教室,瑜珈補習班
瑜珈教學,瑜珈教室,高雄瑜珈
行銷資訊:
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網站排名,網路排名,網路行銷
網頁優化,關鍵字,關鍵字行銷

The_Scum said...

Where is 'golden orbs o'pleasure'?

Congrats on the furst!!!! and the alter ego (maybe).

Doesn't everyone realize that like a good Blog Shepherd Mr. Da Vegas will dole out enough postings so all his little blog sheeples can bask in the glory of furstageness?

It is to be celebrated and congratulated - not a reason to spark envy, jealousy or other less than desirable responses.

Man the fuck up! Unless you are female then "golden orbs o'pleasure" up!

Lavi D. said...

Man the fuck up! Unless you are female then "golden orbs o'pleasure" up!

I also have been posting the Past Blasts because Scum's posts reminded me of the more inventive adolescent humor that used to grace The Wall.

The_Scum said...

Call it a rare gift!

A rare gift of sarcasm that keeps on giving, and keeps on giving, and keeps on giving until the recipient of that gift screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


12 year old kid with a kick ass allowance. Absolutely zero adult supervision.

Life is Beautiful.

Rock Candy said...

tits and the scum in the same thread and it remained relatively tame? You are slipping ol' man!

They are only called Ninnies when you are nursing. Some of those names are just full of "What idiot came up with that name??"

What about the double entendre names for breasts? Like the word Boob.

"wow dude! she let me fondle her boob!!"

"Wow, that guy in the post above me is such a boob!" (no offense just channeling my inner 12 year old, scummy) ;)


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