This is what happens to mattresses when there is no retention basin.
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6 comments:
apparently not water beds
(also, furst)
Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled mattresses, yearning to be free... a shopping cart for mobility, and other detritus from society.
But not, as Scarlett sez, a water bed.
(going for the lame pun here)
Water Beds belong in a retention basin. Or can you just give them diuretics and they go away?
Please Sir. I have asked you time and again...Stay off of my lawn.
Please Sir. I have asked you time and again...Stay off of my lawn.
I don't often laugh at things I read online... that cracked me up.
What? Am I fucking here to ammuse you?
-Sorry, could not resist. :)
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