Thursday, May 27, 2010

No Thanks

"Stops automatically when hands are removed"

Your accursed device will run for eternity and a day, then sir, for I believe I will be keeping my hands.


D said...

it won't be forever, it'll be 50 milliseconds because instead of hot air, a laser beam will lance out, remove your hands, and then stop.

Lavi D. said...

That made me laugh out loud.


D said...

think that's a laugh?
The real humor (as opposed to good humor, the subject of another post) is when you bend over to try to retrieve the body parts carelessly strewn on the floor - and realize that you'll have to use your teeth to pick them up.
Eeww. On the floor of a public restroom? Gross. But funny.

Where's Scum?
I'm surprised he didn't pop up with some genital humor about how his hands never stop.

Anonymous said...

I'd prefer not to put my hands next to an active electrical outlet while they're dripping with water....

"Place hands under the outlet"

Anonymous said...

scum is on heavy narcotics and recovering from that heart surgery where the doctors attempted to insert empathy and compassion.

It seemed to have worked very well ...until they took away his push button pain on demand toy.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.