Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Legal Today

So let me get this straight.

I can "get legal" today and then ride a dirt bike and an ATV and have women do... well, I can't tell what the women are doing.

Okay. What's the catch?


Consenting Scum said...

Not sure 'getting it legal' is legal in Clark county even if she is over 16. You are over 16 aren't you?

Furst to clarify that assumes this is for non-homo relations or you have to be over 17.

Look! A pay day loan center to help you get legal!

If you need to knoa what the wimmenz are doing....take a few hunnert bucks to the brothel in Sparks or Winnie or maybe Pahrump?

D said...

It must be legal already -- the trailer is unlocked

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

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That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.