Thursday, March 3, 2011

Bikini Bar

I feel it is my duty to stop in here soon and review the bikinis for my reading audience.

I feel a responsibility to sample new entertainment offerings and make sure they are up-to-par for the discriminating followers of this blog.


D said...


Your loyal readers look forward to a full (D cup?) report, complete with photographs and interviews.

Perhaps you can profile the folks in the office upstairs: "DMV TimeBusters"
I've got a speeding ticket I'd like them to pay.
Scum needs them to get shot by the LVPD.

Would Hit It Scum said...

I'd hit it!

Even if D got the furst.

Stay away from DMV...they are almost as powerful as the IRS. Don't speed D, it's not patriotic.

Captcha word: malignant

D said...

Pro bikini bar maybe, but does Lavi dabble in local politics?

Are you pro-hooker?

There's got to be a joke about strange bedfellows, but I'll leave that bon mot for someone more qualified.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.