Friday, May 13, 2011

Ds Burqa Guide

"It occurred to me that a burqa is like keeping kosher - in that it enhances the 'apartness' of the believer and increases the 'us vs. them'

"And like keeping kosher there are various levels of devotion for burqas: full body, mini burqa, swimming burqa (covers head only, body is totally naked)...


As it turns out, this image was so shocking, Google shut down its blog factory in a fruitless attempt to keep me from posting it.

But because of my dedication to your puerile satisfaction, I persevered.


D said...

Oh, now you've done it.
We're headed straight to Jahannam.
Or maybe a Jerry Falwell fatwah.

Whatever - it won't be boring.

Thanks Lavi!

Sporteffing Scum said...

Pool secks time of year again?

Joy K. said...

You realize, don't you, that this could be your million-dollar idea? A chain of "Burqa-Mart" stores, stretching from sea to shining sea! Burqas in various levels of modesty, burqa accessories, baby burqas, burqa cleanser and spot remover.... You'd be rich in no time at all.

You'd have to split the proceeds with D, though.

Lavi D. said...

Your one-stop burqa-shop!

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.