Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Achtung!



How, exactly, do they tell if you are at the Subway's?

What happens if you're at the Jack In the Box, instead?

Do they firebomb your car?

3 comments:

D said...

What happened to the mass-transit love?

Can you at least park there and take the bus?

(is this the Vegas Underground? mind the gap)

Cali Touring Scum said...

Is a high speed Subway from Beverly Hills to Vegas being planned?

That would destroy the town of Baker's economy.

Will the new Subway stop at the ZZYZX exit?

D said...

All roads (and subways) lead to Zzyzx


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


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That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.