If I could get beer and wine delivered through the internet, I wouldn't have to leave the house.
Well, I would still have to go to work
I suppose now that Steve Jobs is gone, there's no one left to help deliver on the internet's promise of Beer over Fiber (BoF).
After all, what do you think the UniverSalBeer (USB) port is for?
It's time for the internet to move beyond pictures and sounds - it's time for the actual digitization and delivery of real products - we need alcohol, medical marijuana and Handi Wipes™ to go along with our porn videos and hip-hop mp3s.
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if and when they digitize sex, I'll be the furst to suggest that people won't leave their *computers* much less their houses
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