One day, I went looking for a man.
Once I had him drugged and properly restrained...
...I broke him and made him mine
We did everything together
Watching porn after our plastic surgery and hair dyes...
...his-n-hers race-change operations...
We stalked starlets together
Cloned the ones we liked...
..made shoes from the skin of the ones we didn't
We separated our meat from our vegetables using our tongues
We wrote to each other, earthy tomes of lust and fascination
We swam in effervescent pools of nitrogen
Gave money to Ron Paul
But then, the money began to shrink
He laughed when I told him of my worries.
We began to sink in an abyss of debt
I was at wits end
I found that a simple shower head can be an efficient distributor of powerful chemicals
One day, I went looking for a woman...