A Simple Story

One day, I went looking for a man.

Once I had him drugged and properly restrained...

...I broke him and made him mine

We did everything together

Watching porn after our plastic surgery and hair dyes...

...his-n-hers race-change operations...

We stalked starlets together

Cloned the ones we liked...

..made shoes from the skin of the ones we didn't

We separated our meat from our vegetables using our tongues

We wrote to each other, earthy tomes of lust and fascination

We swam in effervescent pools of nitrogen 

Gave money to Ron Paul

But then, the money began to shrink

He laughed when I told him of my worries.

We began to sink in an abyss of debt

I was at wits end

I found that a simple shower head can be an efficient distributor of powerful chemicals 

One day, I went looking for a woman...