Somethin's Gotta Go

"Mortgage, orchard and live animals too???

"Honey, we just can't afford it all... you have to make a choice"

But Wait...

...there's more

The baby/angel/buffalo, mounted on a dolly, ignoring the daddy/santa/buffalo, mounted on a, a, (words fail me, someone help...) staredown at the entrance.


(Hey, you can see the tail-end of the Xterra in the above shot)








We truly live in a wonderful country.

Eloquence

Nothing says "America" like

• a fiberglass buffalo
• dressed in a Santa suit
• sporting golden wings
• standing on a boat
• the sails of which are emblazoned with an enormous red heart
  
• mounted on top of a building
• surrounded by flags
  

Nothing.

Rudy the Peg-Leg Christmas Horse

On the way to Rachel from Las Vegas.

I drove up next to Rudy to get this shot and, I kid you not, on the way back there were a couple of guys in a pickup truck sitting up there.

I guess you're going to have to answer some questions if you want to get any more photos of Rudy, damnit.

Plot Thickening

The people behind the Giant Chicken Invasion???

A Challenger Appears

Bossie and her cub prepare to resist the Giant Chicken invasion.

Stealth Cock

Stealth Cock™ eyes the keg.

More Giant Chickens

Invasion Update

More proof that Giant Chickens are taking over the earth.

Giant Chicken

Giant Chicken™ rules Wofford Heights