Showing posts with label cheney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheney. Show all posts
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Faith-Based Interrogation
In light of America's inexorable drift away from knowledge and science towards mysticism and religion along with a general confusion amongst the government and public as to what constitutes torture, La Vida Vegas International is proud to present Magic Dick's Periodic Table of Torture Elements.
Combining the best of both worlds - scientific taxonomy and good old-fashioned alchemy, this table lays out the tortures most in line with centuries-old, faith-based initiatives.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Breaking News
On Tuesday President George W. Bush delivered what some have called his longest, most detailed argument yet that Al Qaeda is not in Dick Cheney.
Speaking to 300 troops at Charleston Air Force Base in South Carolina, the president argued that a new unclassified report clearly indicated no connection between the Al Qaeda who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks and the rogue elements in his vice-president, which he explained are the trapped souls of past political rivals, consumed over the years.
Politicians, intelligence officials, and regional analysts have met Mr. Bush's recent assertions with much skepticism.
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