Tourist Wimmenz

This is my five-point*** plan for "picking up tourist wimmenz"

1. Wait for prices on a 2-bdrm condo on the Strip (Panorama) to drop below $1500/mo
2. Move to condo on some floor above 10 with a Strip view
3. Frequent the Strip (via Casino Cruiser), dressed decently, being my usual outgoing, friendly, humorous self
4. Meet women* who are in town partying (or attending conventions or bachelorette parties or what-have-you) and who give off a good vibe**
5. Once I've met a woman and we've enjoyed a few things together, invite her back (via cab, of course), to check out the "view"
6. Lather, rinse, repeat.

According to census data, men greatly outnumber women in Las Vegas. What the census data can't capture though, is the thousands of (single) women visiting Vegas any given week. I have got to believe that in those thousands of women, there has to be several that I could get along with long enough to have an enjoyable evening. Whether or not that leads to something else...

...well, there's always the next wave.

What I'm talking about it is using the location's (Vegas) advantages to outweigh its disadvantages (demographics). I believe - and this is an untested assumption - that living within walking distance of the Strip will put me in touch with thousands more women than I could expect to meet in any other given situation in daily life. Not only that, but these women will (potentially) be in a relaxed, adventurous, (wince) romantic mood.

Hey. I'm fifty+, single, I don't have any kids, I'm not a slut - what the hell?

I could be completely wrong on all of this, but I won't know until I give it a spin.

Stay tuned...

*Most likely, women my age (mid-fifties), who have a clue, a brain and a sense of humor.
**Not sitting zombie-like in front of a slot-machine with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth, mindlessly pushing the buttons.
***I don't count so well