Friday, November 30, 2007

Atheists Dont Suicide Bomb

On the same day that the Pope signs a decree blasting atheism, true believers scream for the death of a school teacher for "insulting" a god.   This would almost be ironic if it weren't so pathetic.

I hate religion more every day.

Enjoy some Jesus and Mo while you can. Before it's classified as a Hate Crime


The_Scum said...

Death to all religious zealots!

That would be a FIRST!

Anonymous said...

well said, or to paraphrase Diderot: "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."


Lavi D. said...

My favorite quote on the subject comes from "Get Your War On":

"Bah!   We're living in the 21st century and people still wage war to impress invisible superheroes living in outer space!"

Anonymous said...

Combining 2 recent La Vida posts:

Do you suppose that the Baby Jeebus smokes cigarettes 200 at a time like the do in Arizona? (who would buy the cigarettes for the Baby? Can an Eternal Being be underage?)


The_Scum said...

A carton (200 cigarettes) of Marlboros in Vegas is $29.99 before taxes and $32.30 after taxes.

A carton of Marlboros in Arizona is over $50 (as per my daughter.

I wonder if Baby Jeebus' pusher buys them in Nevada?

Off with their heads! As soon as they finish their last smoke.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.