Tuesday, November 20, 2007

One Funny SOB

I am awestruck by this blog.

I only wish I could be as soul-crushingly funny. There is something life-affirming about truly misanthropic humor.

(Click on the above sleep-porn image for an hilarious review of parking-lot carnivals)

(Thanks to Scum for the term sleep-porn)

Update: I have been informed by the ever-helpful scum that there is a heapin' helpin' of pop-up ads and humping .GIFs on the above-linked site.   As I explained to him, I am using Firefox and have accumulated a long list of ad-blocked URLs.   Therefore, my view of a page may be quite a bit different than someone else's without the same mix of ad-blocks.   YMMV in other words, and sorry if the link is annoying - I didn't see any of that crap when I first visited it, or I would've warned you about it.

How the world has changed.   This is so not like if I were to call you and scream, "Turn on channel nine right now!"   In the past, you would most likely see the same thing I was hysterical about.   No more, mon frere.


The_Scum said...

I'll be the FIRST to spend wasted time there!

Wouldn't it suck to have actually porked the large red Fail chick? Or Captain Picard?

I do think the dog getting bowser head is not a fail but a SWEET ORAL SUCCESS!

Lavi D. said...

Be sure to click on the image of the carnival sleep porn.

The_Scum said...

Wow, that dude has popup ads and porn galore...very tough to navigate. Not that I'm complaining about free porn but I do like to know when it's going to suddenly be full screen tuna pounding dark meat tunnel glide city.

He also is lacking in the high quality and class of posters you have.

The_Scum said...

"Give a pig a pearl necklace"

Been there, done that. It wasn't so bad.

Lavi D. said...

¡Ai!   I'm glad you told me that.   I have a long list of ad-blockers, so his site looks different to me - I guess.

In case you didn't know, there is this ad-blocker thing you can get for Firefox and, as you cruise teh interwebs, you can gradually add to your list of things you don't want to see.

Over time, your view of a page can become markedly different than that of someone without (or with a different set of) ad-blockers.

Sorry about that.

Lavi D. said...

He also is lacking in the high quality and class of posters you have.

Oh yeah.   We got an erudite crew.

Our team's alcohol and delusion is way better.

vinnymoe said...

I dig coasters.I've ridden All the bad-ass ones in cal. and your fine state.
Thrill is one thing,FEAR is another.
I was never so scared than at the Pima co. fair on a coaster rated for " 8 yrs. and over."
Took my 11 year old,she was thrilled I thought I had killed 2/3 of my immediate family.
20 + ft. in the air, rails creaking and swaying,wheels clattring around three jerk 90* turns,my 180 lbs. on a cart that seemed to wiegh about 250.

Gimmie a rigged game run by some cho-mo on the lamb any day.
At least I have a lopsided softball or ful-auto b-b gun to fend off the stranger-danger.

Shane said...

You certainly aren't talking about WallstreetFighter when you are talking porn or popups. I have neither. Hopefully I've misread the post. You couldn't get to porn if you wanted to from WSF.

The_Scum said...

Maybe it was one of your links I clicked?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.