Friday, January 4, 2008

Mortgage Pigmen

Presenting... Bumper Stickers for Real Estate Victims ™ everywehre.
  • Were you forced into a loan you couldn't afford?
  • Did bad people make you sign papers that you didn't understand?
  • About to lose your home because you can't make $9000/mo house payments on your McDonald's night-shift supervisor salary?
Here's how you can tell the whole world that it's not your fault!


Anonymous said...

Anyone can queue up for the "abusive loan" bail-out. The only condition for receiving your check is that you also receive an "L" branded on your forehead.

Of course, this is not really any different that welfare to ADM in the form of ethanol subsidies.

(or as Lavi would say, Feh)


The_Scum said...

My favorite mortgage pigfucker site.

And I mean 'mortage pigfucker' in a nice family oriented way!

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.