Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Bike Porn



Splayed before you, in all her glory, is a Shimano seven-speed Nexus™ hub.

Look at this beauty.   She is so hawt!   Look at how tight and hard the tips are on her gears.   And the sweet curves of her hub.   Mmmmm, and all her sexy accessories.

Man, how I'd like to lace that baby up and bolt her to my frame.

3 comments:

The_Scum said...

First....

now lose half teh parts, put it back together and have a few leftover parts and have it still work.

Then you will be the biking GOD!

Rock Candy said...

some insight into why the Stang is a POS? Who did you say your mechanic is, Scum?

As Lavi lovingly caresses each part with his trembling hands he realizes just how long it's been and how filled with lust and desire he is. He runs his finger around each and every one of her hot, parts and slowly brings her closer to his frame. He is sweating and breathing harder now. He is so filled with desire that as he was trying to lace her he fails to notice .....his throbbing, swollen manhood is now firmly stuck in the spokes

and then has to call 911 and explain!

He later becomes a spokeperson on the dangers of naked bike mechanics.

vinnymoe said...

Holy Velocipede vixens Lavi!
I got nothin' else.


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