Saturday, February 16, 2008

I Have Friends

My friend came to town and attended a trade show.   At the trade show, he laid hands on quite a few goodies - things those of us "in the know" refer to as shwag.

He decided to share this munificent bounty with me.   What did he give me, do you ask?   Well, three boxes of mints and a Choking Hazard.

We've been friends for a long time   You can tell.


The_Scum said...

Refridgerator magnets available?


I have no friends and live in a cave. I'm okay with that.

Rock Candy said...

I think your friend was being very thoughtful. I mean while you are gasping for breath and hoping some large breasted angel comes to your rescue, you will have minty fresh breath!

If that doesn't work you can always use the magnets and flashy lights to lure your prey.

Lavi D. said...

Actually, drinking beer out of the blinky mug is kinna neat.

The lights are red, green and yellow, so it's kind of Christmas-y.

Rock Candy said...

I would think the blinky mug would make you dizzy.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.