Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
-Hunter S. Thompson
Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination. That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular. Follow @lavi_d_avegas
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Furst to make unloading the boat more exciting!
Thrice furst?
My feeble furstness has been dashed on the rocky shoals of work. Avast indeed.
Is this Lake Meade?
Las Vegas Journal Review:
A veritable mountain of SUV's have been driven off of any boat dock available and reported stolen for insurance purposes. This has caused reason for concern, created safety issues and is polluting local lakes for recreational boaters. According to Las Vegas Metro Police high gasoline prices and a depressed SUV market and local economy are the cause.
Sargeant Heywood Jablowme, LVMPD, states "The people who do this are criminals, plain and simple. Just because they got kicked out of the foreclosed house they couldn't afford, got laid off from the casino due to decreased tourism, can't afford gas because they HELOC'ed into giant H3 Hummers and have a nagging bitch Hen who wonders why they can't eat out nightly at Chili's with their spawn Trevor and Camille is no reason to defraud the insurance company and pollute the lakes with oil and gasoline on top of creating a safety hazard for law obiding boaters."
Sargeant Jablowme then collapsed from issuing such a massive run on sentence as a statement to this reporter. A true hero defending the public.
http://www.lvrj.com/news/21762434.html
Any reason why Scummy's link took me to an article on child prostitution?
RockCandy asks:
Any reason why Scummy's link took me to an article on child prostitution?
Guilty conscience?
Wishful thinking?
Memories of youthful indiscretion?
Possibilities abound...
HAH h HhH hHA ahHah hHhAH hahHAha.
A fake link adds respectability to an obviously sarcastic made up post. The fake link must actually work to add further legitimacy.
Sargeant Heywood Jablowme?
Thank God for Hens, a man would have never admitted to checking the link.
Yet no one comments on the wonderous dripping sarcasm and irony of my post? INGRATES!!!!!
Hurry up and post Lavi, I need another furst.
Of yeah, Be A Lert.
The world needs more lerts.
Tough to read that on the bottom of the sign.
Fortunately I was a Lert!
A veritable mountain of SUV's have been driven off of any boat dock available and reported stolen for insurance purposes.
You saw it here first, folks.
In a few months, when you read in the LVRJ about dozens of SUVs having been "accidentally" backed off of boat ramps (at 40MPH+), you will marvel at the Scum's prescience.
Mad props to da Scum!
Here is my response. I can't figure out how to post photos in your blog.
You can find them here. http://muse4u.blogspot.com/2008/06/boating-mishaps.html
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