Monday, February 16, 2009


In light of some of the chatter in the comments around here lately, I thought I'd introduce this nifty little device that I saw at CES.

"Keep track of your cheating little bitch/bastard with a Speedtrac®"

(Maybe I should change my name to Maury...)

I apologize for the blurriness; I was being furtive when I took the shot


D said...

Be the furst to know where you are, where she is, and etc.

Especially etc.

The_Scum said...

Wow, I know of a bitch or two I could use help stalking. Not sure of the cheating part though. Will this thing provide movies I can stick on Youporn?

Damn you D!

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.