Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
-Hunter S. Thompson
Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination. That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular. Follow @lavi_d_avegas
19 comments:
Furst to score some cheap blow...or get blown cheap...or sleep in the garage...
Or sumthin.
It's okay, the rest of you lowly secumders, thurdstons and fourthsters, etc, ad nausaterated may now post witty jocularities.
I have sated my desires and quenched my lust from the intoxicating, carnal and addictive goblet of everlasting furstiness.
vomit on the fursting ego called scum.
Chunks worthy of a spork, Anony?
Jealous non-furst bicth, Alert!
Danger! Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!
Suck it up and take it like the thurdston you are Anony. Life will appear more Beautiful when you acept the truth.
I have sated my desires and quenched my lust from the intoxicating, carnal and addictive goblet of everlasting furstiness.
You sir, are an artist.
Lavi darling....please attempt to post when I am not otherwise engaged.
I just need one lowly furstage bitch slap to shut up Mr. nannynannyboobooIgotsafurst
Froth'n'vomit o'plenty at my furstageness!
Grab your sporks! Dem's good eatins'!
Chocolate Martini anyone?
HAH ah AhH AHa H hAH h aH ah Ahaha!
damn it!! Just how nasty does a post need to be in order to suffer the mighty admin delete?
I miss all the good stuff.....
No froth here...unless you mean on my delish cappuccino!!
the vomit was due to the furst eau de Scum.
sometimes, he acts like a 12 year old.
I bet he giggles when someone says "Balls" too.
Which is why he stalxors LAvi's site.
Which is also why we all truly read the site, really. To entertain the 12 year old in all of us.
Careful of the frothy coffee known as crappachino, Rock. You must need the extra juice for sumthin???
Also - forgot to note - Scum is now offically sated and quenched.
Alert the wenches of the world.
Sated and quenched only until the next post Mr. Da Vida makes.
When you lose the 12 year old you lose the reason for living. I laughed yesterday when I walked into the concrete pillar just like I laughed the day before when I walked into the concrete pillar just like I laughed yesterday when I walked into the huge Black Lady in the bright yellow shirt.
I have become a tall and skinny Mr. Magoo/laughing hyena mix.
Lavi? Am I a stalxorer or invited guest? Fine line?
Still plenty of wenches out there to bring to Lavi's den. The common female is hapless before the forces unleashed by Jack Shit Insanity.
Fuck, if I hadn't instructed my Sppawn to pour my ashes into the Grand Canyon (or just dump them on the side of the road if the Canyon thing was a pain in the ass) I would request this thread be engraved on my tombstone.
Yes, I am laughing right now. Just like a 12 year old would be doing.
After the last year and last month esecially. Why am I screwing with this Scum guy?
Why don't I just leave him be.
WHY DO I CARE IF HE POSTS HERE FIRST?
What the am I doing?
WHY DO I CARE IF HE POSTS HERE FIRST?
Heh.
It's like being cut off in traffic right after you say to yourself, "That bastard is going to cut me off!" - It's hard to let it go.
Just how nasty does a post need to be in order to suffer the mighty admin delete?
Just to be clear, I only delete comments which already say, "This comment has been deleted by the author"
Because there's no way to retroactively edit a comment (a la flickr) I just consider it to be more a housekeeping thing.
Years ago, I was sitting in front of a computer in Tucson day-dreaming about a time when I might be single again and a wonderful vision came to me.
I saw myself riding my bike around Tucson with a digital camera, taking pictures which I would later post on a "web log" so that maybe other people might look at them and maybe even discuss the photo or the area or the subject, etc.
So here I am in Las Vegas, taking pictures and posting them on my "blog".
The rancor and fursting and such really doesn't bother me because, even more years before, I ran a BBS in Tucson.
Long before personal digital cameras and blogging, I watched the same sort of madness transpire.
One thing I learned about online communities is, if you give people something to talk about and somewhere to do it and you leave them alone, sometimes you get brilliance and sometimes you get inanity.
Nowadays there's just a hell of a lot more of both.
c'est le computique
"sometimes you get brilliance and sometimes you get inanity"
I am pleased to be of service!
wow. I seem to be channeling all sorts of issues. Ones I wasn't even aware of. All on Lavi's blog.
huh. interesting.
so many things to say, so many crazy people who would care....
Balls: Laughter: Real Life examples:
"We are currently sucking the balls out of the mill."
I laugh.
"We are using a vacuum truck to extract the grinding media from the mill."
I don't laugh.
I have been in meetings where both examples were used.
Nothing beats real life examples for clarification.
ok so is The True Miz Scarlett posting or is it the crazy lady from isle 4?
I suggest Anon grow some balls, a brain and a life. (if she is LBFF) if it is Miz Scarlett suffering from Sybilism...my apologies.
Post a Comment