Thursday, July 23, 2009

Housing (go) Boom



So the bedrooms blew out into the attached garages?

Or, is it a bonus that you have a garage to sleep in, seeing as how the bedrooms have all been blown out?

20 comments:

The_Scum said...

Furst to score some cheap blow...or get blown cheap...or sleep in the garage...

Or sumthin.

The_Scum said...

It's okay, the rest of you lowly secumders, thurdstons and fourthsters, etc, ad nausaterated may now post witty jocularities.

I have sated my desires and quenched my lust from the intoxicating, carnal and addictive goblet of everlasting furstiness.

Anonymous said...

vomit on the fursting ego called scum.

The_Scum said...

Chunks worthy of a spork, Anony?

Jealous non-furst bicth, Alert!

Danger! Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

Suck it up and take it like the thurdston you are Anony. Life will appear more Beautiful when you acept the truth.

Lavi D. said...

I have sated my desires and quenched my lust from the intoxicating, carnal and addictive goblet of everlasting furstiness.

You sir, are an artist.

The_Scum said...

" Lavi D. said...
I have sated my desires and quenched my lust from the intoxicating, carnal and addictive goblet of everlasting furstiness.

You sir, are an asshole.

July 23, 2009 9:53 PM"

There..Fixorated it for you!

Thank Mr. Da Vegas.

It appears one of your Anony's is starting to froth a tad.

I liked my chunky spork comment more...but I'm a sporked kind of huy.

Rock Candy said...

Lavi darling....please attempt to post when I am not otherwise engaged.

I just need one lowly furstage bitch slap to shut up Mr. nannynannyboobooIgotsafurst

The_Scum said...

Froth'n'vomit o'plenty at my furstageness!

Grab your sporks! Dem's good eatins'!

Chocolate Martini anyone?

HAH ah AhH AHa H hAH h aH ah Ahaha!

Rock Candy said...

damn it!! Just how nasty does a post need to be in order to suffer the mighty admin delete?

I miss all the good stuff.....

No froth here...unless you mean on my delish cappuccino!!

Miz Scarlett (don't steal my ID, beeyotch) said...

the vomit was due to the furst eau de Scum.

sometimes, he acts like a 12 year old.

I bet he giggles when someone says "Balls" too.

Which is why he stalxors LAvi's site.

Which is also why we all truly read the site, really. To entertain the 12 year old in all of us.

Careful of the frothy coffee known as crappachino, Rock. You must need the extra juice for sumthin???

Anonymous said...

Also - forgot to note - Scum is now offically sated and quenched.

Alert the wenches of the world.

The_Scum said...

Sated and quenched only until the next post Mr. Da Vida makes.

When you lose the 12 year old you lose the reason for living. I laughed yesterday when I walked into the concrete pillar just like I laughed the day before when I walked into the concrete pillar just like I laughed yesterday when I walked into the huge Black Lady in the bright yellow shirt.

I have become a tall and skinny Mr. Magoo/laughing hyena mix.

Lavi? Am I a stalxorer or invited guest? Fine line?

Still plenty of wenches out there to bring to Lavi's den. The common female is hapless before the forces unleashed by Jack Shit Insanity.

Fuck, if I hadn't instructed my Sppawn to pour my ashes into the Grand Canyon (or just dump them on the side of the road if the Canyon thing was a pain in the ass) I would request this thread be engraved on my tombstone.

Yes, I am laughing right now. Just like a 12 year old would be doing.

MizScarlett said...

After the last year and last month esecially. Why am I screwing with this Scum guy?

Why don't I just leave him be.

WHY DO I CARE IF HE POSTS HERE FIRST?

What the am I doing?

Lavi D. said...

WHY DO I CARE IF HE POSTS HERE FIRST?

Heh.

It's like being cut off in traffic right after you say to yourself, "That bastard is going to cut me off!" - It's hard to let it go.

Lavi D. said...

Just how nasty does a post need to be in order to suffer the mighty admin delete?


Just to be clear, I only delete comments which already say, "This comment has been deleted by the author"

Because there's no way to retroactively edit a comment (a la flickr) I just consider it to be more a housekeeping thing.

Lavi D. said...

Years ago, I was sitting in front of a computer in Tucson day-dreaming about a time when I might be single again and a wonderful vision came to me.

I saw myself riding my bike around Tucson with a digital camera, taking pictures which I would later post on a "web log" so that maybe other people might look at them and maybe even discuss the photo or the area or the subject, etc.

So here I am in Las Vegas, taking pictures and posting them on my "blog".

The rancor and fursting and such really doesn't bother me because, even more years before, I ran a BBS in Tucson.

Long before personal digital cameras and blogging, I watched the same sort of madness transpire.

One thing I learned about online communities is, if you give people something to talk about and somewhere to do it and you leave them alone, sometimes you get brilliance and sometimes you get inanity.

Nowadays there's just a hell of a lot more of both.

c'est le computique

The_Scum said...

"sometimes you get brilliance and sometimes you get inanity"

I am pleased to be of service!

mizscarlett said...

wow. I seem to be channeling all sorts of issues. Ones I wasn't even aware of. All on Lavi's blog.

huh. interesting.

so many things to say, so many crazy people who would care....

The_Scum said...

Balls: Laughter: Real Life examples:

"We are currently sucking the balls out of the mill."

I laugh.

"We are using a vacuum truck to extract the grinding media from the mill."

I don't laugh.

I have been in meetings where both examples were used.

Nothing beats real life examples for clarification.

Rock Candy said...

ok so is The True Miz Scarlett posting or is it the crazy lady from isle 4?

I suggest Anon grow some balls, a brain and a life. (if she is LBFF) if it is Miz Scarlett suffering from Sybilism...my apologies.


Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.