Saturday, July 25, 2009

The Wall 1




#82: 9/16/90, 21:01
From: George Blake
Subj: Stuff these messages are made of

I must be getting old. This is the first time I've signed onto this BBS. I've read several messages and all of them sound like they have been written by 13 year olds. Is the Sysop 13 too?
Oh well, its your board. BY NOW.

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#108: 9/17/90, 18:56 (reply to #82)
From: Pentax
To : George Blake
Subj: Stuff these messages are made of

It's your board, too. If you don't like the level of sophistication of the posts, you are encouraged to post something to raise it.

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#83: 9/16/90, 21:04
From: George Blake
Subj: Phone book on Diskettes

Does anyone have the Tucson phone book on Disketts.

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#84: 9/16/90, 21:04
From: George Blake
Subj: Fax Phone numbers

Does anyone have a list of FAX numbers for Tucson Businesses?

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#92: 9/16/90, 23:44 (reply to #82)
From: Johnnie Girl
To : George Blake
Subj: Stuff these messages are made of

We may be 13 years old, but we know the difference between "its" and "it's". I guess all things don't come with age.

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#93: 9/16/90, 23:45 (reply to #83)
From: Johnnie Girl
To : George Blake
Subj: Phone book on Diskettes

And we can spell diskette.

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#94: 9/16/90, 23:46 (reply to #87)
From: Johnnie Girl
To : Myrlin (received)
Subj: argh

Smooth as ice, warm as an oven and as natural as gravity!

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#95: 9/16/90, 23:47
From: Johnnie Girl
Subj: query

Does anyone have a list of bagel bakers on diskette?

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#73: 9/17/90, 11:55 (reply to #29)
From: Heitor Villa Lobbos.
To : Pentax (received)
Subj: I knew that

I don't look at the people I fuck. That way it remains pure sensation, no chance of intimacy.

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(I am Pentax)

6 comments:

The_Scum said...

Nannynannybooboo Furst!

By request.

If God wanted us to look at everyone we fucked he wouldn't have created night.

Let the frothiness ensue!

Anonymous said...

ha. furst.

The_Scum said...

Suffer the shame of fursting an unerasable secumd Anony.

You didn't even read the thread where Lavi pwns George or try to add a level of sophistication.

Doesn't even rise to 12 or 13 year old standards.

Self pwnage at it's Anony best.

Rock Candy said...

dagnabitalltohell!!!

speaking of 13 year olds...the whole first game was introduced to scum by pimply faced geeks on a game site...I'm just sayin

The_Scum said...

Truly:

Life is Beautiful.

I am not laughing with you. I am laughing AT you because indeed, you epitomize George Blake.

Blake without the Lotaburger. Celebrations of furstage while secumding. Anony self pwnage floating endlessly like the flotsom and jetsom of billions and billions of wasted brain shriveled and abandoned from neglect in a sea of internet snark.

Please, do describe the soul crushing emotions of disappointment when you refreshed the page and noted that not only was Scummy furst but he was on topic and added sophisticated snark. I still have 'feel empathy for a lozer' on my things to do today list and your description might help me cross it off my list.

Lavi D. said...

Personally, I like how "Johnnie Girl" innocently asks, "Does anyone have a list of bagel bakers on diskette?"

That makes the thread for me.

The not-looking-at-sex-partner thing is just a delicious non-sequitur.

Ah, the good ol' days.


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