Saturday, January 30, 2010


When bicycling the Strip, this is the last thing you want to see.

It means either:
  1. Carrying the bike up the stairs
  2. Riding up the side street until you find a safe place to cross
  3. Taking the elevator
Trust me, you do not want to take an outdoor elevator on the Strip, especially in the summer.

I don't know why, but people seem to be overcome by the need to pee in the elevators.


D said...

Escalator?!? Walk?!?

You must be thinking of this:

about the 3 minute mark...

Welcome back.

Lavi D. said...

You must be thinking of this:

I want one! Schnell!

D said...

You have a much vaunted "offroad" bike

Attack and conquer the puny stairs!
Ha! They are like nothing.

What does not destroy you makes you stronger! Schnell indeed! Ach tung.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.