Showing posts with label las vegas strip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label las vegas strip. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Roman Santa



  • Roman Santa makes elves out of the tears of bad children.

  • Roman Santa's belly shakes like a bowl full of greek fire

  • Roman Santa's Naughty/Nice list is chiseled in granite

  • Roman Santa's favorite reindeer is a wolf

  • Roman Santa doesn't live at the North Pole, he winters in Sicily

  • Roman Santa delivers live, born-again lions to the homes of born-again Christians

  • Roman Santa actually doesn't give a shit if you've been naughty or nice, he just wants to know if you've paid this month's tribute


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Chang Fart



Checking out the image stabilization on the new camera.

A visitor to the strip was happy to oblige by climbing up on the horse in front of PF Chang's at the Planet Aladdinwood.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Dry Gulch Excalibur

Another in a continuing series.

All the major properties on the Strip must, from time-to-time, drain their various water features for maintenance.

...and, of course, to rake up the tons of coins.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Why We Ride

This is why we ride bikes. So we can ignore signs like this.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Strip Sleepin' 11 #5




The summer is slipping away, but it's still warm enough to catch a few early morning winks next to the ancient Venetian canals.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

What More Do You Need



This place has it all!

There's even a dumpster so you don't have to throw your syringes and Hostess™ wrappers on the ground.

...and parking!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Koolsville



It's where I'm at.

Well, it was where I was at earlier today.

Lacking the 3G gadgets the kids have, I can't update from the bike seat.

Hell, the kids don't even have blogs anymore. They have twitters and gircles

Blogging is so... 1999

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Accommodations



This is (what's left of) the sign of the Happi Inn which is being destroyed to make way for a ferris wheel.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Happi No More

The Happi Inn is making way for a ferris wheel.







Keep in mind this is right next door to the short-lived "Balloon Ride".

Maybe they'll have better luck.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Trust Jesus, but Obey the Police

These people were driving down the Strip Friday evening, using the contraption on the top of their mini-van to exhort the crowds to abandon their drinking, gambling, adulterous ways - right in the middle of their friggin' vacations no less - and follow JayZus!

Unfortunately, the blue lights accompanying the loudspeakers were apparently too much competition for Metro. The followers of Babby were forced to remove the device and put it in the back of the van before they could proceed.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

New Construction

Who's afraid of a silly little recession?

Not Las Vegas!

There's new construction on the Strip.

In the shot below, going up next to the P-Ho on the Blvd at Harmon, is a new Walgreens!



Yay! Let's go to Vegas and visit the Walgreens!

Ain't nuthin' but a Pharmacy, baby!

Further north, next to the confused abomination that used to be the TI, is a Starbucks!



Bet you didn't see that coming, didja?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Dry Gulch Venetian



Times are tough.

They drained the canals at the Venetian so they could scrape up the loose change for the mortgage.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.