Tuesday, July 20, 2010

No Rest

This sign was replaced:

There were new errors:

Nothing that can't be fixed with a little dry-erase marker.


So, it's off to negotiate peace in the Middle East. Or turn off a light somewhere. Or something.


D said...

go, go grammar nazi!

why didn't you use red marker?
perhaps with a grade at the top of the page

most excellent anyway...

The_Scum said...

Wow. Secumb to post because I was busy zoning on pharmacuticals. <<<Grammer Nazi check please?

Is it grammer? or Grammar? Will D check this or will the Grammer Nazi™?

Why the focus on the Ghetto trash disposal Nazi control attempts? Didn't they read my ghetto rules posted here?

"Throwing garbage anywhere outside of the Ghetto apartment door means you have properly disposed of it - *EXCEPT* - tennis shoes shall have the laces tied together and be throw into the air until they are wrapped (or rapped) around a power line."

Posted Furst here:


So, what's OUTSIDE The Ghetto SWMBO Queendome (TGSWMBOQ?) and Lavi's new digs?

All I got is equine Joe and a couple birds that eat my tomato worms. Yea!!! BIRDS THAT EAT MY TOMATO WORMS!!!


I also have a guy who steals the recycle aluminum before the theives at Republic pick it up too.

Personal note:

The Scum doesn't endorse recycling using the current Republic monopoly where they keep the stuff to recycle and I get no money for it but The Hen™ is an old hippie chick who thinks recycling to give Republic free money helps the fuckin planet and teaches The Henlet™ valuble life lessons.

Fuck the planet and when Lake Mead goes empty remember ME and my tomato worms.

Remember....don't post on drugs even if I do.

Lavi D. said...

Remember....don't post on drugs even if I do.

That post is just frickin' awesome.

I keep telling DD I'm going to hit one of these derelicts/college kids up for some pot.

D said...

- no dictionary results

1. the study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.

Rock Candy said...

seeing as how I am not the one quickly approaching the big FIVE-O I take insult in being called an 'old' hippie chick!

I am still younger than you by almost 6 years!

As for the tennis shoes there is a story behind that actually. Go to any Army base and you will see boots tossed over the lines as well. It means they just got OUT and are now FREE PERSONS. I assume the tennis shoes in the ghetto are the shoes they wore to prison and have adopted the same tradition of tossing the free man's shoes over a line.

Scummy's shoes are not worthy of recycling nor will he ever be a free man. I plan to hold him hostage for a very long time.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.