Monday, October 18, 2010

One Down

Did this one machine not have enough porn? Or did it have too much? Maybe it was the wrong kind. I don't know why it got kicked down out of all of them.

Maybe a clumsy breakdancer working out on that piece of cardboard swung a leg too wide?

Sadly, we'll probably never know.


Porn Commenting Scum said...

Furst to ask Lavi to further describe 'wrong kind of porn'?

I'm suprised the porn dispensor was not better bolted into the concrete to better withstand attacks from break dancers, religious zealots snd Republicans.

Perhaps you should send the address of this down on it's luck and downtrodden porn dispensor to the ACLU.

Anonymous said...

My guess is suicide.

- Cassandra

Ethiopian Scum? said...

Porn Hawker Down!

RPG? AK-47?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.