Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Por Moi




I don't know what to say.

I'm really happy for the new management.

But, "All New Way of Living"?

This is an apartment building.   A rather nondescript apartment building in a veritable sea of apartment buildings in central-east Las Vegas.   There is a metric, butt-load* ton of apartment  buildings in this area.

What "All New Way of Living" could they possibly provide?
  • Anti gravity flooring?
  • Fourth dimension? (Your lease never expires because you signed it in the future)
  • Suspension of the Law of Irony? (You live here because this is exactly the kind of place you said you would live?   And, you were never involved in luxury home construction in your life...)
  • You don't pay rent, you just spend all day updating rental-review websites with positive comments about your current digs?
Anyway, I'm really flattered they went all out for me, but, I already have an apartment...

*Not a scientific quantity


D said...

The Harmony Square (tm) Group improves you and your living whether you want it or now. You can check in any time you want but you can never leave. Move Zig.
The slightly askew vertical blinds are the clue: this is actually a CIA front house and occupants will be used as test subjects to determine LD50 for Fruit Loops, Oprah, etc.
Additional studies will force people to read Righthaven court documents until a cerebral aneurysm is induced.

D said...

test from the past (7 nov)

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.