ALL NEW MANAGEMENT!
ALL NEW WAY OF LIVING!
IMPROVING FOR ME!
I don't know what to say.
I'm really happy for the new management.
But, "All New Way of Living"?
This is an apartment building. A rather nondescript apartment building in a veritable sea of apartment buildings in central-east Las Vegas. There is a metric, butt-load* ton of apartment buildings in this area.
What "All New Way of Living" could they possibly provide?
- Anti gravity flooring?
- Fourth dimension? (Your lease never expires because you signed it in the future)
- Suspension of the Law of Irony? (You live here because this is exactly the kind of place you said you would live? And, you were never involved in luxury home construction in your life...)
- You don't pay rent, you just spend all day updating rental-review websites with positive comments about your current digs?
*Not a scientific quantity