Thursday, July 7, 2011

Turd Water

So, you're riding your bicycle along a peaceful boulevard in Southern California when you hear the sound of machinery.

You peek through the bushes and what do you see?

A pond of smelly, brownish water being churned by freakishly large electric motors.

The whole thing looks like some sort of demented boating scene in a really weird old movie.

Apparently, this is turd water being - as the handy graphic below illustrates - evaporated.

At least, I'm assuming those round, green things are water molecules. Turds don't evaporate... right?

The sign doesn't appear to mention where they go, but I do so hope those are blue drops of water being rained down on that house.


D said...

Actually this known as a settlement "lagoon." It separates the liquids and solids (more polite euphemisms) and the aeration provided the large green motorized pumps hasten this process. After separation and drying, the residue is landfilled, a kind of global recycling.
You needn't worry about the molecular shit and piss raining down on southern california.

At least it isn't soylent brown.

Have a happy happy

Helluva Ranting Scum said...

Since Lavi seems to be in California a lot I ask him to contemplate this:

Most likely you are drinking my piss from when I am in Vegas. Much of Southern California's water comes from the Colorado River....and shit and piss from Vegas, Laughlin and countless upstream towns are put right back into it.

Just for LAVI to consume.

I'll expound here. Just to be an ass.

The earth's water is very limited. It does slowly grow.

How does the earth create more water Lavi asks? Well the earth doesn't. A small amount falls on our planet from mainly comets. That's it.

ALl the water we have has been here for a few billion years and every now and then a shooting star brings us a fresh glass.

So while you are biking your way through Southern California, becoming more liberal, demanding the government go into more debt to feed bums with food stamps and unemployment, thanking God your house isn't next to a turd farm....and taking great pictures I get to rant about....think about this:

How many humans or animals have pissed out that exact same water molecule you just drank from the bike mounted bottle? Countless times.

So while D got the furst even though I was prescient I contributed food for thought.

Scummy rant and bitch.

Your blog SUCKS with a Blackberry. Clicking on comments leads me to an ERGOFUCKING SHIRT webpage. Every time, every way I try.

What's up with that?

The only way to see a comment is to open the individual post from clicking on the title bar...clicking on comments results in Ergoshirt.....after opening the article or post and reading the comments clicking on 'comment' results in Ergoshirt.

what the fuck is up with Ergoshirt?

Why are you in Cali so much?

Been contemplating updating my blog with itemized lists and company and creditor names of details on how I loaned $15,000 to someone to keep them from being extradited to another state and defend felony charges....but why bother? It would just draw more hate,unfounded accusations and anonymose posts from alleged 'relatives'.

Leeches will be leeches.

Like a friend told me..."If she will steal from a bank she will steal from you."

Wise friend.

My piss runs into the Truckee River today so unless you are drinking out of Pyramid Lake you won't be tasting it.

Lavi D. said...


What happened to that epic rant that showed up in my email?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.