Welcome to Barstow.
Who comes up with this stuff? What an incredible graphic. What if there were no words? This sign could be interpreted as:
"No Numbered Cookie Sample Distribution"
"Don't Give Money to Your Children"
"Don't Steal From the Hand that Feeds You"
"Small People May Rob You"
A few more:
"Giants Collect Tolls from Trolls" - Rock Candy
"Don't feed the politicians" - Lavi
"Bribing Leprechauns Prohibited" - Lavi
"No Tithing" - D
"Quickly Grasshopper - try to snatch the coin from my hand..." - D
