According to officials, terrorists carried out an attack on the Easter Island Apartments in Las Vegas last week.
Spokesmen for the FBI and the DHS say that a plane loaded with explosives was flown into the building.
Several neighbors say that they think the building was hit by a drunk guy in an '84 Monte Carlo.
Results of forensics tests won't be available for several weeks.
Meanwhile, agents will be scouring the neighborhood, looking for people to waterboard.
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
-Hunter S. Thompson
Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad,
incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.
That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.
