Thursday, December 22, 2011

Terrist Attack

According to officials, terrorists carried out an attack on the Easter Island Apartments in Las Vegas last week.

Spokesmen for the FBI and the DHS say that a plane loaded with explosives was flown into the building.

Several neighbors say that they think the building was hit by a drunk guy in an '84 Monte Carlo.

Results of forensics tests won't be available for several weeks.

Meanwhile, agents will be scouring the neighborhood, looking for people to waterboard.

1 comment:

Ozing FUs Scum said...

Lol, furst to compliment Lavi on the funniest post in a while.

I drove by the empty Palm Tree sybdivion on Lake Mead yesterday.

Was the Monte Carplane hurt much?

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