Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Ark Parking

Just waiting for that Summerlin Flood


The_Scum said...

Noah just wants to make sure when it starts flooding he is close enough to save an important species by nabbing a pair of Nevada Hookers.

First, etc.

Lavi D. said...

Awesome, Scum.

Biblical, even.

The_Scum said...

It also keeps Noah entertained by watching them dyke off together and having 3-ways with them (no charge of course). I mean....global flooding means a lot of boring hours floating around in an ark.

Lavi D. said...

Who would have known Noah was such a freak?

The_Scum said...

How else could one family have repopulated the entire earth?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.