Sunday, September 2, 2007

Strip Sleepin' #5

"Aw momma, you so fine.   Sweet thing, I'm gonna slide my Rascal™ up underneath your righteous breasts and...



vinnymoe said...

Before, I felt trapped, confined. But the Rascal has given me a new found freedom.
Thank you rascal for a new lease on life and the freedom to pass out any where I please.

An unsilicited testimony from a satisfied costomer. VROOMMMMM

Anonymous said...

When we combine the mobility of the Rascal (tm) with the awesome tire ripping horsepower of the last LaVida subject -- then we will be truly free.

-Cripple Cart

vinnymoe said...

Wheely bars for my Rascal (tm).
Beat you to the patent office!

Caripp'in 'n shit

The_Scum said...

Their but for the grace of God go I. Just postponing the inevitable.

I wonder if Rascal has a parachute option for fast decelleration like John Force's car has?

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Dedicated to the other side of Las Vegas, namely; the sprawling, mad, incoherent underpinnings of the world's favorite destination.

That, and the occasional ranting about nothing in particular.